The party tragedy

Dialogue, written by classmates.

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Leather: How dare you take my lady!
Barrs: Since when was she your lady?!
Leather: Excusssse me! Is it not obvious that Lotus and I are courting?
Lotus: We're courting?
Barrs: Exactly! heh heh heh.
Leather: But didn't you confess to me yesterday night? You gave me the impression that you loved me!
Pedro: Hola amigos! Do you laike my new sombrero?
Leather: Excuse me! we're having a conversation.
Señorita: Hello everyone! I'm finally here! Did you all miss me?
Obviously not! now go away!
Lotus: Hi Señorita.
Leather: Lotus, come away with me, before I lose control of my passionate emotions. I must take my leave and go away from everybody.
Sesame: Señorita! My amour, I've missed you so.
Señorita: Eheeheeheeteehee! Hiiiii.
Lotus: Sesame, stop flirting!
Leather: Lotus, let's go!
Barrs: No Lotus! Come away with me! Let's be together for eternity!
Pedro: Hola! mi amigos! I've got sum fooood! Like tacos, quesadillas and pastaa! HAHA! Olé! Señorita is here! Haiii, heh, heh you look ver-ver-very prettee!
Sesame: Oii! Who're you to steal my Señorita's heart?
Lotus: Everybody, stop fighting! Señorita, let's go freshen up in the powder room.
Señorita: Aww... Sesame, don't cry :) I'll talk to you later? No, I shall not go to the powder room with you; your shouting has hurt me fragile heart :(
Michelle: Barrs!! My Barrs! ♥
Barrs: Oh Michelle! Don't flatter me. But I will never go with you! My heart, my precious heart belongs to Lotus who has stolen my heart and will never give it back!
Leather: Oh will no one hear my plaintive cry for my beloved Lotus? I suppose I should take my leave and go home, where I shall suffer the pain of my emotions all by myself. I bid you all farewell, and adieu. Happy birthday Pedro, I hope you get your birthday wish. Your sombrero is very becoming.
Pedro: Gracias compadre! You are too kind. I know it is. I hope you will come again next year! Hey guys, so how have you enjoyed the party so far?
Sesame: There won't be another next year for you my friend. I'm so sorry that it is I that haveto end things this way but there's nothing I won't do for my amour, Señorita! Nothing! Our friendship ends here, amigo. Now we are no longer friends, take that!
Señorita: Ohhh! Sesame, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 0.0
Barrs: Oh ouch! I'm going home!
Michelle: Ah! No!! Don't go away, my darling! :(
Pedro: My heart! Oh the pain! Take my hand, Señorita! Take it! Taaaaaaaake it!!
Señorita: Oh Pedro! My heart hurts a bit!
Pedro: Te quiem, Señorita! My heart is eternally yours!
Señorita: But it's bleeding...
Sesame: Of course it's bleeding! Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Leather: Sesame! What's wrong with you?
Lotus: Why are you here again, Leather?
Leather: Oh, um, ah, I forgot-- uh, bye.
Pedro: Adios, amigos, and my dear Señorita. Kisses all 'round. *dies*
Señorita: Oh what a shame. What a sad way to die.
Michelle: Are there any more quesadillas?
Lotus: What?
Señorita: Yes, on the buffet table. Let's go, Michelle.
Sesame: My deed is done. I'll see you tomorrow.
Michelle: *gasp* Lotus, what are you holding? It looks like--
Lotus: A bomb.

FIN.

Love Letters

My dear Lotus,
I miss you with a fiery passion. I cannot control my transports whenever I think of you. My heart aches when I remember that you are so far away. Wait for me, my sweet. I will be home soon, once this war ends.
Yours lovingly forever and ever,
Leather

Darling Leather,
I cannot wait to see you again. I am tired of crying myself to sleep every night. I miss the way you smile at me, the way you laugh, the way you talk, the way you do everything you do. Hurry home, my precious love.
All my love,
Lotus

My precious Lotus,
Oh how I cried when I received your letter. It was like a ray of sunshine in this dreary army camp. Today we will have to battle with the land of Scraemia. I will be fighting alongside sir Barrs, my comrade since young. I am afraid. Stay strong for me, honey pie.
With a billion kisses and a billion hugs to match,
Yours most ardently,
Leather

Dearest Leather,
I send you my treasured handkerchief to wish you luck. As you fight the battle think of me, my sugarplum. I will try my very best to stay strong. Send my regards to Sir Barrs.
I will be praying for you both.
Missing you.
Lotus



My dear Leather,
You have kept me waiting for what seemed like forever for your reply. I am terribly anxious and worried about you. Please write soon. I will be waiting. I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me and I love you dearly. My love for you grows stronger each day.
Yours perfervidly,
Lotus

Mademoiselle Lotus,
I am very sorry to tell you this but Sir Leather was brutally wounded in the battle, and he died shortly thereafter. Enclosed in this letter is a handkerchief I found in his vest. I think he would have liked for you to have it.
I am extremely sorry for your loss, and I hope that if you need a shoulder to cry on, know that I will always be ready for you. Just call for me and I shall be there. I just want you to know that I have always loved you, and if your heart is not ready to love again I completely understand, for I can wait as long as the sun and the moon still shine. So with all the love in my heart I ask you this: Will you be the bright and shining star to lead me home?
Yours,
Barrs