Chatlog

BFF: hey everyone!! I gt nu pare of shoezz!! XDDDddDDd

Gio: who cares?

BFF: ya.

Gio: what??

Elmo has signed in.

Elmo: Dorothy just passed away, guys.

Gio: LOL

BFF: WHAT!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! XD LOLzz

Elmo: You two have absolutely no sympathy for me. I have such great friends.

BFF: ya . i know rihgt

Elmo: huh?!

Butterfly has signed in.

Butterfly: hey you three!(:

BFF: ya i am here

Butterfly: hm. yes, i can see..

BFF: ya.

Gio: hello butterfly!!!!! hahaha LOL

BFF: hehe

Butterfly: you are so.. weird. ...

BFF: ya i am wierd i now

Soda has signed in.

Soda: hello!!

Butterfly: hi soda :D

BFF: ya. halo

Elmo: oh hi soda :)

Soda: hi guys.

BFF: ya. you kno i got nu shoes.

Soda: oh wow nice.okay.

BFF: ya.

Gio: hello soda(:

Butterfly: .....

Gio: let's go eat roti canai! :D

Soda: yay! let's go! (:

BFF: ya. no. i means no. i dont like roti chana

Gio: me 2.

Soda: but you suggested it.

Gio: yes. but i dun lyk.

Elmo: huh? i don't understand

Soda: me neither

BFF: ya

Gio: LOL

BFF: i dont like roti chanai thats mean i dont want to eat

Gio: oh

Lotus has signed in.

Elmo: hello!!! :D

Lotus: hello, this is leather.

BFF: ha??

Soda: really? leather?

Butterfly: haha. oh i have to go now. byee!

Gio: why!? no!

Butterfly has signed out.

Gio: huhu. TT

Elmo: um, i have to go now too. bye everyone. bye um.. lotus.

Elmo has signed out.

BFF: LuLz so werid

Soda: i don't get it.

BFF: ya.

Gio: LOL

Lotus: hey, did you all hear?

BFF: wat

Lotus: pedro and mint have broken up!!

Gio: huh? why?

Soda: what happened!?

Lotus: lollipop ran away from home and pedro offered to look for her.

BFF: haha

Lotus: .....???

Lotus: mint got cross and they had an argument.

Gio: oh noez!

Soda: oh my gosh! that's terrible!

BFF: ya. i means, no. is mint over him yet? because..

Lotus: are you serious???

Lotus: you're mad.

BFF: no i not -.-"

Soda: you are. you're disgusting.

Gio: LOls yeah

Mint has signed in.

Mint: *gasp*

Mint: what are you talking about??

BFF: hallo minty

BFF: you look cute today

Mint: thank you

BFF: ya

Gio: huh?

Soda: are you okay, Mint?(:

Mint: well, i'm online, right!?! don't ask stupid questions

Lotus: ...... um

Soda: uhh.. okay.sry.

Gio: Minty why so emo LOL

Mint: bleh, leave me alone

Mint has signed out.

Gio: yerr.

Gio: what is wrong with her??

BFF: you ask meee?! stupi boy.

Lotus: you obviously have feelings for her?

BFF: thats mean wat

BFF: ??

Soda: nevermind

BFF: shish

BFF has signed out.

Mint has signed in.

Mint: sorry about just now

Lotus: oh you just missed your new boyfriend.

Lotus: he just signed out

Soda: yeah

Mint: what!?

Mint: my new boyfriend!?!

Lotus: yes that's what he told us. right, Soda?

Soda: eh, yeah.

Mint: i don't want a new boyfriend!

Mint: he'd break my heart again! :(

Soda: AGAIN?!!

Mint: er

Mint: uh

Mint: no

Mint: i mean

Gio: hahahahahaha omg

Mint: pedro....

Pedro has signed in.

Pedro: uh, yeah?

Mint: huh?

Mint: eh

Mint: uh

Mint: erm

Pedro: have you been whining to them??

Mint: NO I have not!

Mint: stop trying to be so macho.

Pedro: you stop nagging me

Lollipop has signed in.

Pedro: hello sweetie!

Mint has signed out.

For the love of ice-skaters

Once upon a time, there lived a professional ice-skater named Mint. She was extremely pretty and talented, and she had many fans; mostly guys. They were all very crazy about her, but none were as infatuated as the three enemies Otto, Pita and Pedro.

These three knew each other since kindergarten. In primary school, they had all gone to see Mint perform in Sunway Pyramid. All three of them had fallen in love instantly. Back then, they were only 12; now they were all old enough to do whatever they wanted, and that was exactly what they did.

They bought tickets to see Mint perform. They were extremely excited, because there was to be an autograph/meet and gree session afterwards and they were planning to get theier Mint merchandise signed.

Pedro was first. As Mint signed his Mint pillow, she looked up and smiled at him. Pedro immediately fainted and all the other excited fans queueing up behind him rushed to Mint. Pita was first in line.

"How do you do?" he asked gallantly. "Fine, thank you," Mint said, signing his designer boxers with embroidered ice-skates in mint-green. He also asked her to sign his box of mints and his arm. He was taking too long. The security guard body-slammed him to the ground and the line of obsessed fans reshuffled.

Otto was next in line. He was the slowest and the most annoying of the three. He wanted to get almost all his possessions signed by Mint. He had brought a whole suitcase of things!

Mint's other fans couldn't take it any more, especially Tassels, he was fuming! He wrestled Otto to the ground and kicked his limp, skinny body away to the side. He then faced Mint and pulled out a ring as all the other fans gasped.

Mint smiled. "I knew it," she thought. After all, Tassels was her boyfriend, and she had been waiting for years. "Yes!" she exclaimed.

"What. I just want you to sign it," Tassels mumbled. Mint was feeling horribly embarrassed. She felt so hurt that it was not going to be for her. Her embarrassment quickly turned into anger and extreme jealousy.

Tassels just stared at her blankly while she stood there with her prized pair of skates in her hand. Tassels said, "Aren't you going to sign it for me?!"

Mint couldn't control her feelings any longer. She threw her pair of skates at him with all her strength. Tassels fell back, blood and water streaming from his head. Soon, he was dead.

"Next!!" Mint shouted. The line reshuffled.

The party tragedy

Dialogue, written by classmates.

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Leather: How dare you take my lady!
Barrs: Since when was she your lady?!
Leather: Excusssse me! Is it not obvious that Lotus and I are courting?
Lotus: We're courting?
Barrs: Exactly! heh heh heh.
Leather: But didn't you confess to me yesterday night? You gave me the impression that you loved me!
Pedro: Hola amigos! Do you laike my new sombrero?
Leather: Excuse me! we're having a conversation.
Señorita: Hello everyone! I'm finally here! Did you all miss me?
Obviously not! now go away!
Lotus: Hi Señorita.
Leather: Lotus, come away with me, before I lose control of my passionate emotions. I must take my leave and go away from everybody.
Sesame: Señorita! My amour, I've missed you so.
Señorita: Eheeheeheeteehee! Hiiiii.
Lotus: Sesame, stop flirting!
Leather: Lotus, let's go!
Barrs: No Lotus! Come away with me! Let's be together for eternity!
Pedro: Hola! mi amigos! I've got sum fooood! Like tacos, quesadillas and pastaa! HAHA! Olé! Señorita is here! Haiii, heh, heh you look ver-ver-very prettee!
Sesame: Oii! Who're you to steal my Señorita's heart?
Lotus: Everybody, stop fighting! Señorita, let's go freshen up in the powder room.
Señorita: Aww... Sesame, don't cry :) I'll talk to you later? No, I shall not go to the powder room with you; your shouting has hurt me fragile heart :(
Michelle: Barrs!! My Barrs! ♥
Barrs: Oh Michelle! Don't flatter me. But I will never go with you! My heart, my precious heart belongs to Lotus who has stolen my heart and will never give it back!
Leather: Oh will no one hear my plaintive cry for my beloved Lotus? I suppose I should take my leave and go home, where I shall suffer the pain of my emotions all by myself. I bid you all farewell, and adieu. Happy birthday Pedro, I hope you get your birthday wish. Your sombrero is very becoming.
Pedro: Gracias compadre! You are too kind. I know it is. I hope you will come again next year! Hey guys, so how have you enjoyed the party so far?
Sesame: There won't be another next year for you my friend. I'm so sorry that it is I that haveto end things this way but there's nothing I won't do for my amour, Señorita! Nothing! Our friendship ends here, amigo. Now we are no longer friends, take that!
Señorita: Ohhh! Sesame, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 0.0
Barrs: Oh ouch! I'm going home!
Michelle: Ah! No!! Don't go away, my darling! :(
Pedro: My heart! Oh the pain! Take my hand, Señorita! Take it! Taaaaaaaake it!!
Señorita: Oh Pedro! My heart hurts a bit!
Pedro: Te quiem, Señorita! My heart is eternally yours!
Señorita: But it's bleeding...
Sesame: Of course it's bleeding! Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Leather: Sesame! What's wrong with you?
Lotus: Why are you here again, Leather?
Leather: Oh, um, ah, I forgot-- uh, bye.
Pedro: Adios, amigos, and my dear Señorita. Kisses all 'round. *dies*
Señorita: Oh what a shame. What a sad way to die.
Michelle: Are there any more quesadillas?
Lotus: What?
Señorita: Yes, on the buffet table. Let's go, Michelle.
Sesame: My deed is done. I'll see you tomorrow.
Michelle: *gasp* Lotus, what are you holding? It looks like--
Lotus: A bomb.

FIN.