The party tragedy

Dialogue, written by classmates.

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Leather: How dare you take my lady!
Barrs: Since when was she your lady?!
Leather: Excusssse me! Is it not obvious that Lotus and I are courting?
Lotus: We're courting?
Barrs: Exactly! heh heh heh.
Leather: But didn't you confess to me yesterday night? You gave me the impression that you loved me!
Pedro: Hola amigos! Do you laike my new sombrero?
Leather: Excuse me! we're having a conversation.
Señorita: Hello everyone! I'm finally here! Did you all miss me?
Obviously not! now go away!
Lotus: Hi Señorita.
Leather: Lotus, come away with me, before I lose control of my passionate emotions. I must take my leave and go away from everybody.
Sesame: Señorita! My amour, I've missed you so.
Señorita: Eheeheeheeteehee! Hiiiii.
Lotus: Sesame, stop flirting!
Leather: Lotus, let's go!
Barrs: No Lotus! Come away with me! Let's be together for eternity!
Pedro: Hola! mi amigos! I've got sum fooood! Like tacos, quesadillas and pastaa! HAHA! Olé! Señorita is here! Haiii, heh, heh you look ver-ver-very prettee!
Sesame: Oii! Who're you to steal my Señorita's heart?
Lotus: Everybody, stop fighting! Señorita, let's go freshen up in the powder room.
Señorita: Aww... Sesame, don't cry :) I'll talk to you later? No, I shall not go to the powder room with you; your shouting has hurt me fragile heart :(
Michelle: Barrs!! My Barrs! ♥
Barrs: Oh Michelle! Don't flatter me. But I will never go with you! My heart, my precious heart belongs to Lotus who has stolen my heart and will never give it back!
Leather: Oh will no one hear my plaintive cry for my beloved Lotus? I suppose I should take my leave and go home, where I shall suffer the pain of my emotions all by myself. I bid you all farewell, and adieu. Happy birthday Pedro, I hope you get your birthday wish. Your sombrero is very becoming.
Pedro: Gracias compadre! You are too kind. I know it is. I hope you will come again next year! Hey guys, so how have you enjoyed the party so far?
Sesame: There won't be another next year for you my friend. I'm so sorry that it is I that haveto end things this way but there's nothing I won't do for my amour, Señorita! Nothing! Our friendship ends here, amigo. Now we are no longer friends, take that!
Señorita: Ohhh! Sesame, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 0.0
Barrs: Oh ouch! I'm going home!
Michelle: Ah! No!! Don't go away, my darling! :(
Pedro: My heart! Oh the pain! Take my hand, Señorita! Take it! Taaaaaaaake it!!
Señorita: Oh Pedro! My heart hurts a bit!
Pedro: Te quiem, Señorita! My heart is eternally yours!
Señorita: But it's bleeding...
Sesame: Of course it's bleeding! Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Leather: Sesame! What's wrong with you?
Lotus: Why are you here again, Leather?
Leather: Oh, um, ah, I forgot-- uh, bye.
Pedro: Adios, amigos, and my dear Señorita. Kisses all 'round. *dies*
Señorita: Oh what a shame. What a sad way to die.
Michelle: Are there any more quesadillas?
Lotus: What?
Señorita: Yes, on the buffet table. Let's go, Michelle.
Sesame: My deed is done. I'll see you tomorrow.
Michelle: *gasp* Lotus, what are you holding? It looks like--
Lotus: A bomb.

FIN.