Wednesday, 26 January 2011
Note
A new story (quite possibly our last) is coming soon! Please wait and I'll post it up presently.
Saturday, 20 November 2010
Chatlog
BFF: hey everyone!! I gt nu pare of shoezz!! XDDDddDDd
Gio: who cares?
BFF: ya.
Gio: what??
Elmo has signed in.
Elmo: Dorothy just passed away, guys.
Gio: LOL
BFF: WHAT!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! XD LOLzz
Elmo: You two have absolutely no sympathy for me. I have such great friends.
BFF: ya . i know rihgt
Elmo: huh?!
Butterfly has signed in.
Butterfly: hey you three!(:
BFF: ya i am here
Butterfly: hm. yes, i can see..
BFF: ya.
Gio: hello butterfly!!!!! hahaha LOL
BFF: hehe
Butterfly: you are so.. weird. ...
BFF: ya i am wierd i now
Soda has signed in.
Soda: hello!!
Butterfly: hi soda :D
BFF: ya. halo
Elmo: oh hi soda :)
Soda: hi guys.
BFF: ya. you kno i got nu shoes.
Soda: oh wow nice.okay.
BFF: ya.
Gio: hello soda(:
Butterfly: .....
Gio: let's go eat roti canai! :D
Soda: yay! let's go! (:
BFF: ya. no. i means no. i dont like roti chana
Gio: me 2.
Soda: but you suggested it.
Gio: yes. but i dun lyk.
Elmo: huh? i don't understand
Soda: me neither
BFF: ya
Gio: LOL
BFF: i dont like roti chanai thats mean i dont want to eat
Gio: oh
Lotus has signed in.
Elmo: hello!!! :D
Lotus: hello, this is leather.
BFF: ha??
Soda: really? leather?
Butterfly: haha. oh i have to go now. byee!
Gio: why!? no!
Butterfly has signed out.
Gio: huhu. TT
Elmo: um, i have to go now too. bye everyone. bye um.. lotus.
Elmo has signed out.
BFF: LuLz so werid
Soda: i don't get it.
BFF: ya.
Gio: LOL
Lotus: hey, did you all hear?
BFF: wat
Lotus: pedro and mint have broken up!!
Gio: huh? why?
Soda: what happened!?
Lotus: lollipop ran away from home and pedro offered to look for her.
BFF: haha
Lotus: .....???
Lotus: mint got cross and they had an argument.
Gio: oh noez!
Soda: oh my gosh! that's terrible!
BFF: ya. i means, no. is mint over him yet? because..
Lotus: are you serious???
Lotus: you're mad.
BFF: no i not -.-"
Soda: you are. you're disgusting.
Gio: LOls yeah
Mint has signed in.
Mint: *gasp*
Mint: what are you talking about??
BFF: hallo minty
BFF: you look cute today
Mint: thank you
BFF: ya
Gio: huh?
Soda: are you okay, Mint?(:
Mint: well, i'm online, right!?! don't ask stupid questions
Lotus: ...... um
Soda: uhh.. okay.sry.
Gio: Minty why so emo LOL
Mint: bleh, leave me alone
Mint has signed out.
Gio: yerr.
Gio: what is wrong with her??
BFF: you ask meee?! stupi boy.
Lotus: you obviously have feelings for her?
BFF: thats mean wat
BFF: ??
Soda: nevermind
BFF: shish
BFF has signed out.
Mint has signed in.
Mint: sorry about just now
Lotus: oh you just missed your new boyfriend.
Lotus: he just signed out
Soda: yeah
Mint: what!?
Mint: my new boyfriend!?!
Lotus: yes that's what he told us. right, Soda?
Soda: eh, yeah.
Mint: i don't want a new boyfriend!
Mint: he'd break my heart again! :(
Soda: AGAIN?!!
Mint: er
Mint: uh
Mint: no
Mint: i mean
Gio: hahahahahaha omg
Mint: pedro....
Pedro has signed in.
Pedro: uh, yeah?
Mint: huh?
Mint: eh
Mint: uh
Mint: erm
Pedro: have you been whining to them??
Mint: NO I have not!
Mint: stop trying to be so macho.
Pedro: you stop nagging me
Lollipop has signed in.
Pedro: hello sweetie!
Mint has signed out.
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
The musical
She was thrown forward as the bus screeched to a halt. As she recovered from the shock, she looked around her and she blushed. Everyone was laughing at her. Her boyfriend, Hops, helped her up back into her seat. Pocky quickly fastened her seat belt and tried to fall asleep again.
Hops asked her, "Are you all right, sweetheart?" but he asked a little too loudly and Barrs woke up. Barrs slapped Hops and shouted, ""What did you say to my Pocky?"
Hops glared at Barrs. "FOOL! Pocky is my heart's own!" He straightened his tie and continued, "Pocky shall not be patronised by you. Shove off!"
Barrs was very offended. "Don't talk such silly rubbish!" he shouted, waking his bus buddy, Michelle, up. She was startled to find him shouting. She grabbed his arm and hugged it.
Barrs coloured and pulled away. He got up and went to sit next to his best friend, Leather. Unfortunately for him, Leather was too busy flirting with his girlfriend, Lotus.
Barrs was quite bothered. He switched over to sit with Miss Match, who was sleeping with her mouth open. Soon Barrs fell asleep also.
Peanut and Soda were watching all that was happening from the 4 back seats. At first, Gio and Dong were sitting with them, but Peanut and Soda had forced them to sit on the floor because Peanut and Soda wanted to stretch their legs out on the seats while waiting for their pedicures to dry.
This made Tulip very angry. "Why are you sitting on the floor?" she demanded. Dong pointed at Peanut and Soda, who were sprawled lazily on the 4 back seats. Tulip sighed and let Dong sit on her lap.
Gio, in the meantime, was fast asleep on the floor, dreaming of ice cream. He was sleep-talking. He kept saying, "The unicorn stole my ice cream! Quick, get it back!"
Suddenly, there was a loud roar. The bus driver screamed. "It's a Balrog!"
"Noooooo!!! I have too many things to live for!" BFF squealed in fright. "I need to get a girlfriend!" He started to sob buckets of salty water. Miss Match started to scream 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz, and BFF was just joining in when there was an even louder roar.
It was the Balrog, crying tears of joy. "At last, my daughter, getting a boyfriend! I have waited for years and years!" it said. The bus driver stopped the bus and ran out, flailing his arms. All the passengers looked at each other, wondering what to do now.
The Balrog got closer to the bus. "Sesame!" Señorita screamed, "Sesame!" Sesame rushed to her, asking her what was the matter. "I am scared," she said, pouting. Sesame blushed and went to hug her. He, too, was afraid, but now Señorita needed him, and he was going to make everything all right.
Pedro stared in disgust as his ex-girlfriend hugged Sesame tenderly. He turned away angrily and patted his current girlfriend, Mint, on the shoulder. Pedro was not over Señorita yet. He started humming 'A Little Too Not Over You' by David Archuleta. Soon Barrs joined in, and Pita started to cry. They could all relate to the song.
Pita was in love with Mint, but she had fallen for Pedro. He stared sadly at her and turned his face away, overwhelmed with emotion. Señorita went over to Pita to comfort him. This made Sesame very angry. He stomped over and slapped Pita.
Pita was enraged. He didn't even want Señorita near him, let alone comforting him. And Sesame was now slapping him? He stood up and punched Sesame with a great force.
Señorita now felt so good about herself, because she thought that they were fighting over her. Pita glared at Señorita and stalked off, feeling very perturbed. He sat down in the front and sighed in sadness.
Meanwhile, behind Pita, Tassels and Buttons sat together, whispering and giggling. They didn't even notice Peanut and Soda eavesdropping on them. "You're so cute," Buttons was saying, "You're so sweet." Tassels smiled. "No, you're cute. You're sweet."
They proceeded to cuddle flirtatiously. Peanut accidentally spilled her nail polish on Buttons while trying to control her laughter. Soda burst into laughter and Tassels and Buttons gasped. They sprang apart in embarrassment; they were both blushing.
Soda fell onto the ground, her face red with laughter. Peanut dropped her nail polish and fell onto the bottle. Gio began screaming. "Oh Soda! Is thy beautiful visage unharmed?" Soda recovered from her giggles and looked at Gio, disgusted.
Gio gasped and ran over to hug her. Peanut rolled in her nail polish, gasping as she laughed. Soda pulled away from Gio and poked Peanut. "Ow!" Peanut screamed. She frowned. She had a feeling that someone was staring at her. It was Miss Match, and she was laughing hysterically.
Peanut frowned again and looked at her shirt. It was stained with nail polish. She got up and went to sit down on her seat. Soda quickly went to sit with her and tried to get the nail polish stain out for her. She then turned and saw Butterfly crying.
"Oh dear, what's wrong?" Mint asked her. Butterfly sniffed. "Vladimir and I were arguing again," she sobbed. "Don't go telling everyone our problems, matuchka!" Vladimir shouted menacingly.
"I am NOT, Vladimir. You think you're SO SMART!" Butterfly screamed at him. "So you think you're cooler than me now, huh?" Vladimir screamed back at her, and he started singing 'Cooler Than Me' by Mike Posner. All the boys sang along happily. Butterfly was really upset. She wanted to punch Vladimir.
Meanwhile, Lollipop was sitting with M&M, her boyfriend, but she didn't like him anymore. She sighed. She was in love with Pedro, but she knew she could never have him. She felt genuinely sad. She started to cry. M&M snored beside her.
Lollipop wiped her tears and looked longingly at Pedro. She then whipped out her guitar and started to sing 'Teardrops On My Guitar' by Taylor Swift. This woke M&M up and he asked her,
"Are you okay, my sugar-plum? Is there something bothering you? Are you sure? Really? Tell me, my dear sweet Lollipop. Seriously, sweetheart! Tell me, tell me, tell me! Please tell me Lollipop. Are you okay? Are you okay are you okay?
"I promise you, I love you with all my heart! Is there someone else in your heart? Lollipop, how could you!? My love! How could you betray me? You have BROKEN my little heart! I can't take it anymore, Lollipop. This is the END of US,"
all without giving poor Lollipop a chance to speak. She was extremely confused. "Are you breaking up with me?" she asked, overjoyed. "What do you THINK, Lollipop!?" M&M replied. Lollipop gasped. Then she smiled.
"Are you laughing in my face??" M&M asked, outraged. "We are totally through! Uh huh, oh yeah. Goodbye you heartbreaker." M&M stomped off to sit elsewhere. Then seeing that there weren't any seats available, he plonked himself onto the floor.
Lollipop just sat there, looking at him. Strawberry came and sat next to M&M and started to comfort him. She said, "Aww. It's okay, babe. Don't cry. We should just ENJOY our lives, sing, dance, be happy, rejoice! Come on, just dance!" and she began singing 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga, throwing flowers and leaves around gleefully.
Then she stopped halfway through the song when she realised nobody had joined in and everyone was staring at her. She went back to her seat to sit down. Otto giggled and she slapped him. No one ever understood her.
While all this was happening, nobody noticed that Bubbles and Ace were driving the bus. They only noticed this when Bubbles screamed, "Cliff!", and Dong said, "Who is Cliff? Betraying me now!?" Ace looked at Bubbles, aghast.
He said, "You cheating on me with two other men!?" Bubbles screamed. "Look out!! Oh no!!" Everyone screamed in fear as the bus fell over a big red cliff, right into a piranha-infested sea. "We're gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" BFF shouted, amazed.
Bubbles was panicky, trying to hit every button and steer the bus upwards.. somehow. Bubble felt faint and suddenly turned into a sparkly pink glittery bubble. The bubble floated out of the window and into the sunset as the bus splashed into the sea, immediately engulfed by the carnivorous little fishies, never to be seen again.
Hops asked her, "Are you all right, sweetheart?" but he asked a little too loudly and Barrs woke up. Barrs slapped Hops and shouted, ""What did you say to my Pocky?"
Hops glared at Barrs. "FOOL! Pocky is my heart's own!" He straightened his tie and continued, "Pocky shall not be patronised by you. Shove off!"
Barrs was very offended. "Don't talk such silly rubbish!" he shouted, waking his bus buddy, Michelle, up. She was startled to find him shouting. She grabbed his arm and hugged it.
Barrs coloured and pulled away. He got up and went to sit next to his best friend, Leather. Unfortunately for him, Leather was too busy flirting with his girlfriend, Lotus.
Barrs was quite bothered. He switched over to sit with Miss Match, who was sleeping with her mouth open. Soon Barrs fell asleep also.
Peanut and Soda were watching all that was happening from the 4 back seats. At first, Gio and Dong were sitting with them, but Peanut and Soda had forced them to sit on the floor because Peanut and Soda wanted to stretch their legs out on the seats while waiting for their pedicures to dry.
This made Tulip very angry. "Why are you sitting on the floor?" she demanded. Dong pointed at Peanut and Soda, who were sprawled lazily on the 4 back seats. Tulip sighed and let Dong sit on her lap.
Gio, in the meantime, was fast asleep on the floor, dreaming of ice cream. He was sleep-talking. He kept saying, "The unicorn stole my ice cream! Quick, get it back!"
Suddenly, there was a loud roar. The bus driver screamed. "It's a Balrog!"
"Noooooo!!! I have too many things to live for!" BFF squealed in fright. "I need to get a girlfriend!" He started to sob buckets of salty water. Miss Match started to scream 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz, and BFF was just joining in when there was an even louder roar.
It was the Balrog, crying tears of joy. "At last, my daughter, getting a boyfriend! I have waited for years and years!" it said. The bus driver stopped the bus and ran out, flailing his arms. All the passengers looked at each other, wondering what to do now.
The Balrog got closer to the bus. "Sesame!" Señorita screamed, "Sesame!" Sesame rushed to her, asking her what was the matter. "I am scared," she said, pouting. Sesame blushed and went to hug her. He, too, was afraid, but now Señorita needed him, and he was going to make everything all right.
Pedro stared in disgust as his ex-girlfriend hugged Sesame tenderly. He turned away angrily and patted his current girlfriend, Mint, on the shoulder. Pedro was not over Señorita yet. He started humming 'A Little Too Not Over You' by David Archuleta. Soon Barrs joined in, and Pita started to cry. They could all relate to the song.
Pita was in love with Mint, but she had fallen for Pedro. He stared sadly at her and turned his face away, overwhelmed with emotion. Señorita went over to Pita to comfort him. This made Sesame very angry. He stomped over and slapped Pita.
Pita was enraged. He didn't even want Señorita near him, let alone comforting him. And Sesame was now slapping him? He stood up and punched Sesame with a great force.
Señorita now felt so good about herself, because she thought that they were fighting over her. Pita glared at Señorita and stalked off, feeling very perturbed. He sat down in the front and sighed in sadness.
Meanwhile, behind Pita, Tassels and Buttons sat together, whispering and giggling. They didn't even notice Peanut and Soda eavesdropping on them. "You're so cute," Buttons was saying, "You're so sweet." Tassels smiled. "No, you're cute. You're sweet."
They proceeded to cuddle flirtatiously. Peanut accidentally spilled her nail polish on Buttons while trying to control her laughter. Soda burst into laughter and Tassels and Buttons gasped. They sprang apart in embarrassment; they were both blushing.
Soda fell onto the ground, her face red with laughter. Peanut dropped her nail polish and fell onto the bottle. Gio began screaming. "Oh Soda! Is thy beautiful visage unharmed?" Soda recovered from her giggles and looked at Gio, disgusted.
Gio gasped and ran over to hug her. Peanut rolled in her nail polish, gasping as she laughed. Soda pulled away from Gio and poked Peanut. "Ow!" Peanut screamed. She frowned. She had a feeling that someone was staring at her. It was Miss Match, and she was laughing hysterically.
Peanut frowned again and looked at her shirt. It was stained with nail polish. She got up and went to sit down on her seat. Soda quickly went to sit with her and tried to get the nail polish stain out for her. She then turned and saw Butterfly crying.
"Oh dear, what's wrong?" Mint asked her. Butterfly sniffed. "Vladimir and I were arguing again," she sobbed. "Don't go telling everyone our problems, matuchka!" Vladimir shouted menacingly.
"I am NOT, Vladimir. You think you're SO SMART!" Butterfly screamed at him. "So you think you're cooler than me now, huh?" Vladimir screamed back at her, and he started singing 'Cooler Than Me' by Mike Posner. All the boys sang along happily. Butterfly was really upset. She wanted to punch Vladimir.
Meanwhile, Lollipop was sitting with M&M, her boyfriend, but she didn't like him anymore. She sighed. She was in love with Pedro, but she knew she could never have him. She felt genuinely sad. She started to cry. M&M snored beside her.
Lollipop wiped her tears and looked longingly at Pedro. She then whipped out her guitar and started to sing 'Teardrops On My Guitar' by Taylor Swift. This woke M&M up and he asked her,
"Are you okay, my sugar-plum? Is there something bothering you? Are you sure? Really? Tell me, my dear sweet Lollipop. Seriously, sweetheart! Tell me, tell me, tell me! Please tell me Lollipop. Are you okay? Are you okay are you okay?
"I promise you, I love you with all my heart! Is there someone else in your heart? Lollipop, how could you!? My love! How could you betray me? You have BROKEN my little heart! I can't take it anymore, Lollipop. This is the END of US,"
all without giving poor Lollipop a chance to speak. She was extremely confused. "Are you breaking up with me?" she asked, overjoyed. "What do you THINK, Lollipop!?" M&M replied. Lollipop gasped. Then she smiled.
"Are you laughing in my face??" M&M asked, outraged. "We are totally through! Uh huh, oh yeah. Goodbye you heartbreaker." M&M stomped off to sit elsewhere. Then seeing that there weren't any seats available, he plonked himself onto the floor.
Lollipop just sat there, looking at him. Strawberry came and sat next to M&M and started to comfort him. She said, "Aww. It's okay, babe. Don't cry. We should just ENJOY our lives, sing, dance, be happy, rejoice! Come on, just dance!" and she began singing 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga, throwing flowers and leaves around gleefully.
Then she stopped halfway through the song when she realised nobody had joined in and everyone was staring at her. She went back to her seat to sit down. Otto giggled and she slapped him. No one ever understood her.
While all this was happening, nobody noticed that Bubbles and Ace were driving the bus. They only noticed this when Bubbles screamed, "Cliff!", and Dong said, "Who is Cliff? Betraying me now!?" Ace looked at Bubbles, aghast.
He said, "You cheating on me with two other men!?" Bubbles screamed. "Look out!! Oh no!!" Everyone screamed in fear as the bus fell over a big red cliff, right into a piranha-infested sea. "We're gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" BFF shouted, amazed.
Bubbles was panicky, trying to hit every button and steer the bus upwards.. somehow. Bubble felt faint and suddenly turned into a sparkly pink glittery bubble. The bubble floated out of the window and into the sunset as the bus splashed into the sea, immediately engulfed by the carnivorous little fishies, never to be seen again.
Thursday, 28 October 2010
For the love of ice-skaters
Once upon a time, there lived a professional ice-skater named Mint. She was extremely pretty and talented, and she had many fans; mostly guys. They were all very crazy about her, but none were as infatuated as the three enemies Otto, Pita and Pedro.
These three knew each other since kindergarten. In primary school, they had all gone to see Mint perform in Sunway Pyramid. All three of them had fallen in love instantly. Back then, they were only 12; now they were all old enough to do whatever they wanted, and that was exactly what they did.
They bought tickets to see Mint perform. They were extremely excited, because there was to be an autograph/meet and gree session afterwards and they were planning to get theier Mint merchandise signed.
Pedro was first. As Mint signed his Mint pillow, she looked up and smiled at him. Pedro immediately fainted and all the other excited fans queueing up behind him rushed to Mint. Pita was first in line.
"How do you do?" he asked gallantly. "Fine, thank you," Mint said, signing his designer boxers with embroidered ice-skates in mint-green. He also asked her to sign his box of mints and his arm. He was taking too long. The security guard body-slammed him to the ground and the line of obsessed fans reshuffled.
Otto was next in line. He was the slowest and the most annoying of the three. He wanted to get almost all his possessions signed by Mint. He had brought a whole suitcase of things!
Mint's other fans couldn't take it any more, especially Tassels, he was fuming! He wrestled Otto to the ground and kicked his limp, skinny body away to the side. He then faced Mint and pulled out a ring as all the other fans gasped.
Mint smiled. "I knew it," she thought. After all, Tassels was her boyfriend, and she had been waiting for years. "Yes!" she exclaimed.
"What. I just want you to sign it," Tassels mumbled. Mint was feeling horribly embarrassed. She felt so hurt that it was not going to be for her. Her embarrassment quickly turned into anger and extreme jealousy.
Tassels just stared at her blankly while she stood there with her prized pair of skates in her hand. Tassels said, "Aren't you going to sign it for me?!"
Mint couldn't control her feelings any longer. She threw her pair of skates at him with all her strength. Tassels fell back, blood and water streaming from his head. Soon, he was dead.
"Next!!" Mint shouted. The line reshuffled.
These three knew each other since kindergarten. In primary school, they had all gone to see Mint perform in Sunway Pyramid. All three of them had fallen in love instantly. Back then, they were only 12; now they were all old enough to do whatever they wanted, and that was exactly what they did.
They bought tickets to see Mint perform. They were extremely excited, because there was to be an autograph/meet and gree session afterwards and they were planning to get theier Mint merchandise signed.
Pedro was first. As Mint signed his Mint pillow, she looked up and smiled at him. Pedro immediately fainted and all the other excited fans queueing up behind him rushed to Mint. Pita was first in line.
"How do you do?" he asked gallantly. "Fine, thank you," Mint said, signing his designer boxers with embroidered ice-skates in mint-green. He also asked her to sign his box of mints and his arm. He was taking too long. The security guard body-slammed him to the ground and the line of obsessed fans reshuffled.
Otto was next in line. He was the slowest and the most annoying of the three. He wanted to get almost all his possessions signed by Mint. He had brought a whole suitcase of things!
Mint's other fans couldn't take it any more, especially Tassels, he was fuming! He wrestled Otto to the ground and kicked his limp, skinny body away to the side. He then faced Mint and pulled out a ring as all the other fans gasped.
Mint smiled. "I knew it," she thought. After all, Tassels was her boyfriend, and she had been waiting for years. "Yes!" she exclaimed.
"What. I just want you to sign it," Tassels mumbled. Mint was feeling horribly embarrassed. She felt so hurt that it was not going to be for her. Her embarrassment quickly turned into anger and extreme jealousy.
Tassels just stared at her blankly while she stood there with her prized pair of skates in her hand. Tassels said, "Aren't you going to sign it for me?!"
Mint couldn't control her feelings any longer. She threw her pair of skates at him with all her strength. Tassels fell back, blood and water streaming from his head. Soon, he was dead.
"Next!!" Mint shouted. The line reshuffled.
The party tragedy
Dialogue, written by classmates.
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Leather: How dare you take my lady!
Barrs: Since when was she your lady?!
Leather: Excusssse me! Is it not obvious that Lotus and I are courting?
Lotus: We're courting?
Barrs: Exactly! heh heh heh.
Leather: But didn't you confess to me yesterday night? You gave me the impression that you loved me!
Pedro: Hola amigos! Do you laike my new sombrero?
Leather: Excuse me! we're having a conversation.
Señorita: Hello everyone! I'm finally here! Did you all miss me?
Obviously not! now go away!
Lotus: Hi Señorita.
Leather: Lotus, come away with me, before I lose control of my passionate emotions. I must take my leave and go away from everybody.
Sesame: Señorita! My amour, I've missed you so.
Señorita: Eheeheeheeteehee! Hiiiii.
Lotus: Sesame, stop flirting!
Leather: Lotus, let's go!
Barrs: No Lotus! Come away with me! Let's be together for eternity!
Pedro: Hola! mi amigos! I've got sum fooood! Like tacos, quesadillas and pastaa! HAHA! Olé! Señorita is here! Haiii, heh, heh you look ver-ver-very prettee!
Sesame: Oii! Who're you to steal my Señorita's heart?
Lotus: Everybody, stop fighting! Señorita, let's go freshen up in the powder room.
Señorita: Aww... Sesame, don't cry :) I'll talk to you later? No, I shall not go to the powder room with you; your shouting has hurt me fragile heart :(
Michelle: Barrs!! My Barrs! ♥
Barrs: Oh Michelle! Don't flatter me. But I will never go with you! My heart, my precious heart belongs to Lotus who has stolen my heart and will never give it back!
Leather: Oh will no one hear my plaintive cry for my beloved Lotus? I suppose I should take my leave and go home, where I shall suffer the pain of my emotions all by myself. I bid you all farewell, and adieu. Happy birthday Pedro, I hope you get your birthday wish. Your sombrero is very becoming.
Pedro: Gracias compadre! You are too kind. I know it is. I hope you will come again next year! Hey guys, so how have you enjoyed the party so far?
Sesame: There won't be another next year for you my friend. I'm so sorry that it is I that haveto end things this way but there's nothing I won't do for my amour, Señorita! Nothing! Our friendship ends here, amigo. Now we are no longer friends, take that!
Señorita: Ohhh! Sesame, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 0.0
Barrs: Oh ouch! I'm going home!
Michelle: Ah! No!! Don't go away, my darling! :(
Pedro: My heart! Oh the pain! Take my hand, Señorita! Take it! Taaaaaaaake it!!
Señorita: Oh Pedro! My heart hurts a bit!
Pedro: Te quiem, Señorita! My heart is eternally yours!
Señorita: But it's bleeding...
Sesame: Of course it's bleeding! Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Leather: Sesame! What's wrong with you?
Lotus: Why are you here again, Leather?
Leather: Oh, um, ah, I forgot-- uh, bye.
Pedro: Adios, amigos, and my dear Señorita. Kisses all 'round. *dies*
Señorita: Oh what a shame. What a sad way to die.
Michelle: Are there any more quesadillas?
Lotus: What?
Señorita: Yes, on the buffet table. Let's go, Michelle.
Sesame: My deed is done. I'll see you tomorrow.
Michelle: *gasp* Lotus, what are you holding? It looks like--
Lotus: A bomb.
FIN.
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Leather: How dare you take my lady!
Barrs: Since when was she your lady?!
Leather: Excusssse me! Is it not obvious that Lotus and I are courting?
Lotus: We're courting?
Barrs: Exactly! heh heh heh.
Leather: But didn't you confess to me yesterday night? You gave me the impression that you loved me!
Pedro: Hola amigos! Do you laike my new sombrero?
Leather: Excuse me! we're having a conversation.
Señorita: Hello everyone! I'm finally here! Did you all miss me?
Obviously not! now go away!
Lotus: Hi Señorita.
Leather: Lotus, come away with me, before I lose control of my passionate emotions. I must take my leave and go away from everybody.
Sesame: Señorita! My amour, I've missed you so.
Señorita: Eheeheeheeteehee! Hiiiii.
Lotus: Sesame, stop flirting!
Leather: Lotus, let's go!
Barrs: No Lotus! Come away with me! Let's be together for eternity!
Pedro: Hola! mi amigos! I've got sum fooood! Like tacos, quesadillas and pastaa! HAHA! Olé! Señorita is here! Haiii, heh, heh you look ver-ver-very prettee!
Sesame: Oii! Who're you to steal my Señorita's heart?
Lotus: Everybody, stop fighting! Señorita, let's go freshen up in the powder room.
Señorita: Aww... Sesame, don't cry :) I'll talk to you later? No, I shall not go to the powder room with you; your shouting has hurt me fragile heart :(
Michelle: Barrs!! My Barrs! ♥
Barrs: Oh Michelle! Don't flatter me. But I will never go with you! My heart, my precious heart belongs to Lotus who has stolen my heart and will never give it back!
Leather: Oh will no one hear my plaintive cry for my beloved Lotus? I suppose I should take my leave and go home, where I shall suffer the pain of my emotions all by myself. I bid you all farewell, and adieu. Happy birthday Pedro, I hope you get your birthday wish. Your sombrero is very becoming.
Pedro: Gracias compadre! You are too kind. I know it is. I hope you will come again next year! Hey guys, so how have you enjoyed the party so far?
Sesame: There won't be another next year for you my friend. I'm so sorry that it is I that haveto end things this way but there's nothing I won't do for my amour, Señorita! Nothing! Our friendship ends here, amigo. Now we are no longer friends, take that!
Señorita: Ohhh! Sesame, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 0.0
Barrs: Oh ouch! I'm going home!
Michelle: Ah! No!! Don't go away, my darling! :(
Pedro: My heart! Oh the pain! Take my hand, Señorita! Take it! Taaaaaaaake it!!
Señorita: Oh Pedro! My heart hurts a bit!
Pedro: Te quiem, Señorita! My heart is eternally yours!
Señorita: But it's bleeding...
Sesame: Of course it's bleeding! Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Leather: Sesame! What's wrong with you?
Lotus: Why are you here again, Leather?
Leather: Oh, um, ah, I forgot-- uh, bye.
Pedro: Adios, amigos, and my dear Señorita. Kisses all 'round. *dies*
Señorita: Oh what a shame. What a sad way to die.
Michelle: Are there any more quesadillas?
Lotus: What?
Señorita: Yes, on the buffet table. Let's go, Michelle.
Sesame: My deed is done. I'll see you tomorrow.
Michelle: *gasp* Lotus, what are you holding? It looks like--
Lotus: A bomb.
FIN.
Princes in towers
Story by Alyssa
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Once upon a time, there lived a lovely young knightess named Butterfly. She was born for a very special purpose. Her mission in life was to save a prince from a tower that was guarded by a dragon.
So when she turned 18, her parents sent her off to a dark grey tower where a prince had been waiting to be rescued.
She set off in the morning, taking along her horse, a lunchbox and a random singing minstrel named Vladimir Montgomery. Her parents sent her off with joyful tears for their beautiful, now grown-up daughter.
Butterfly was fearless. She rode off, confident. When she reached the tower, she took one look at the dragon and laughed, while Vladimir ran away, dropping his vintage banjo in his hurry.
Butterfly took aim and threw her sword at Vladimir, cutting off his right leg. He screamed and fell. "You're supposed to sing!" Butterfly yelled.
Vladimir started to cry out a mournful ballad about lost love. Butterfly nodded in satisfaction and unstrapped her spare sword from her horse. Then she began her ascent up the tower's steel water-pipe.
The dragon spotted her and swooped down in fury. "Hello!" it shrieked, fire spewing from it's ears. Butterfly siped her sword at it but it was too quick.
"Hahahahaha! You shall never defeat me!" it sneered, ripping its t-shirt off. Butterfly groaned. "Nice abs." she muttered, pointing her sword at its pot-belly. The dragon, who was completely immune to understanding modern English, looked at its stomach in surprise.
Butterfly threw her sword and it hit the dragon in its little heart. It fell to the ground with a big bang. Butterfly then continued climbing, calmly and quickly. Soon, she reached the window.
"Hello," Butterfly said. The figure in the tower turned around. Butterfly was shocked. It was the infamous Prince Gio, who had been imprisoned only last year.
Gio fell to his knees, in awe of Butterfly's beauty. "Take me, I'm yours!" he cried, impassioned with the flames of infatuation. Butterfly was not happy. "I am not impressed," she said.
Butterfly turned around, and Gio grabbed her ankles. "No! Don't go! You know I love you! Save me from the wretched tower, fair knight! I have been waiting too long for a rescuer!" Butterfly was disturbed and angry.
She pulled a dagger from her purse and stabbed Gio. She was tired and worn out. SHe jumped out of the tower and grabbed Vladimir's arm.
"Come on. Let's go home," she said. She hopped onto her horse and triumphantly rode off into the sunset.
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Once upon a time, there lived a lovely young knightess named Butterfly. She was born for a very special purpose. Her mission in life was to save a prince from a tower that was guarded by a dragon.
So when she turned 18, her parents sent her off to a dark grey tower where a prince had been waiting to be rescued.
She set off in the morning, taking along her horse, a lunchbox and a random singing minstrel named Vladimir Montgomery. Her parents sent her off with joyful tears for their beautiful, now grown-up daughter.
Butterfly was fearless. She rode off, confident. When she reached the tower, she took one look at the dragon and laughed, while Vladimir ran away, dropping his vintage banjo in his hurry.
Butterfly took aim and threw her sword at Vladimir, cutting off his right leg. He screamed and fell. "You're supposed to sing!" Butterfly yelled.
Vladimir started to cry out a mournful ballad about lost love. Butterfly nodded in satisfaction and unstrapped her spare sword from her horse. Then she began her ascent up the tower's steel water-pipe.
The dragon spotted her and swooped down in fury. "Hello!" it shrieked, fire spewing from it's ears. Butterfly siped her sword at it but it was too quick.
"Hahahahaha! You shall never defeat me!" it sneered, ripping its t-shirt off. Butterfly groaned. "Nice abs." she muttered, pointing her sword at its pot-belly. The dragon, who was completely immune to understanding modern English, looked at its stomach in surprise.
Butterfly threw her sword and it hit the dragon in its little heart. It fell to the ground with a big bang. Butterfly then continued climbing, calmly and quickly. Soon, she reached the window.
"Hello," Butterfly said. The figure in the tower turned around. Butterfly was shocked. It was the infamous Prince Gio, who had been imprisoned only last year.
Gio fell to his knees, in awe of Butterfly's beauty. "Take me, I'm yours!" he cried, impassioned with the flames of infatuation. Butterfly was not happy. "I am not impressed," she said.
Butterfly turned around, and Gio grabbed her ankles. "No! Don't go! You know I love you! Save me from the wretched tower, fair knight! I have been waiting too long for a rescuer!" Butterfly was disturbed and angry.
She pulled a dagger from her purse and stabbed Gio. She was tired and worn out. SHe jumped out of the tower and grabbed Vladimir's arm.
"Come on. Let's go home," she said. She hopped onto her horse and triumphantly rode off into the sunset.
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
The weightlifter and the b-boy
A word-by-word turned into sentence-by-sentence turned into paragraph-by-paragraph story.
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Once there was a girl named Tulip. She was the daintiest weightlifter in the village. Many young carpenters were dying to be married to her. She was, unfortunately, indifferent and oblivious to their cheesy declarations of love.
One morning, a little mouse came into Tulip's gym. "Ooooh!!" she screamed, jumping onto her treadmill. Suddenly, the door burst open. It slammed shut when she screamed again. Tulip ran straight to the door and peeked outside. There stood Dong, looking very embarrassed.
"Hello," Tulip said, as she stepped outside slowly. Dong was mesmerised by her arm muscles and pretty eyes. "Good m-moring, m-miss T-T-Tulip. I-I came because I heard t-that scream coming for your um, er, lovely, um, l-lips. Er, are you all right?" asked Dong.
"Um, I, yeah I'm okay." Tulip replied, blushing. Dong smiled and nodded. He felt nice and warm on the inside. Tulip was so enamoured by Dong. She blushed and turned to walk away.
"Wait!" Dong said, catching her polyester sleeve. "Dong, I really have to go now." Tulip said and quickly ran away as Dong let go of her sleeve. His heart sank.
That night, Dong could not sleep. All he could do was think about Tulip and her lovely, dainty muscles. Tulip dreamt about Dong that night. She dreamt that she was falling, and she was afraid, but Dong caught her in his skinny-but-cute arms.
When she woke up the next morning, she felt confused. She had never had a crush on anybody before. She felt a big, jumbled mix of emotions; she felt so weird. "I have to see him again," she said to herself.
She got ready and went downstairs to have some breakfast. A health shake, 6 eggs and a little bit of toast soon energised her.
Weightlifting time! She held a 30 pound dumbell with her left hand and flexed while painting her toenails Coral Pink with her right hand.
While she flexed her right, she brushed her hair. Next she did 250 sit-ups while singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in four different keys. After that, she jogged on the treadmill for 20 minutes, all without sweating!! Because after all, sweating wasn't ladylike.
Tulip then hopped into a bubbled bath, even though she wasn't a bit stinky or sweaty. Mmmmm, she smelled so good that she began to dream of Dong again, with his gorgeous smelling pretty boy cologne. She decided to look for him after her bath.
Meanwhile, DOng was in his bathtub, soaking in lavender oils he decided to meet Tulip after his bath. He remembered Tulip's pretty blushing face and sighed happily.
Tulip and Dong met later at the park. Dong was wearing skinny jeans and stripy, tight, hot-pink muscle tee. Tulip was wearing a pair of sweat pants and a tank top.
Dong thought Tulip looked so hot. His heart was pounding, his mouth was drooling. Tulip fell in love when she saw Dong in his hot pink tee. He was such a pretty, pretty boy.
Dong and Tulip talked for a while and later went to the cafe for a nice, healthy lunch. Suddenly, a large group of screaming fangirls appeared and pulled on Dong's shirt until it tore.
When Tulip came running to Dong, the squealing girls all tried to push her away.
"He's mine!"
"Stay away!"
"Marry me Dong!"
The fangirls screamed crazily. "Stop it!" Dong yelled. He tried to grab Tulip's outstretched hand but there were too many girls trying to kiss him. Dong managed to grab Tulip's arm before one of the girls tried to trip her, but even then the fangirls were able to tear the two lovers apart.
The next day, Dong ran up to Tulip's room to apologise about the day before. He looked through a window and saw Tulip doing push-ups on the tables. Tulip saw him looking and hopped off the table. Tulip was blushing prettily when she opened to the door for Dong, who was grinning in admiration.
Dong grabbed Tulip's hand and they both ran to get Dong's boat. They were running away together because they wanted to be together without people wanting them apart.
While they were running to the lake where Dong's boat was, the gardener, Vladimir, shouted, "Tulip! You look so beautiful today!"
"You look absolutely gorgeous today Tulip!" A random passerby named M&M cried out, blushing because he was embarrassed to be in the presence of such a pretty and muscular female.
Tulip and Dong grinned at one another and kept on running. "We're gonna make it!" Dong sang, busting out a b-boy move. He tripped on a stone and fell.
"Uh oh! People are catching up with us!" Tulip screamed, picking Dong up and carrying him on her shoulders like a sack of potatoes.
When they reached the boat, they hurried to get oars. Tulip and Dong then rowed for their love lives. They rowed and rowed till evening; somehow the lake seemed so big. Soon they came to a big cave that was brightly lit with open flames.
They got off the boat and walked into the cave when Bubbles appeared, waving and trying to get Dong's attention. She was literally Dong's number one fan and she wanted to marry him.
She had been planning to kill Tulip ever since the incident at the café, but Dong and Tulip hadn't noticed her, they were too busy staring into each other's eyes and smiling the smile that only lovers can hold in their blushing faces.
Bubbles saw Tulip walking into the cave. "Perfect! Now is my chance to have what I want!" Bubbles whispered loudly. She didn't see Dong going into the cavewhen she dropped in a few cans of hairspray. "Die, woman, DIE!" she shrieked, pumping her fists.
Bubbles jumped down from the top of the cave and watched as Tulip screamed and tried to get out of the fire. Suddenly, Bubbles noticed the tip of Dong's latest hairstyle. He was in the burning cave with Tulip!
"Oh, my husband!" Bubbles screamed, running towards the mouth of the cave. Her bright sparkly orange stilettos got stuck in the cracks in the ground and she fell on her face.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed, as the cave exploded into a trillion billion million tiny little pieces. Bubbles got up and searched the burning rubble for something; anything, but there was nothing. Not even a spare eyeball or dyed hair.
Bubbles sighed sadly and flopped onto the ground. Tears poured from her eyes and turned into dew on the ground. As Bubbles breathed her last, the dew slowly turned into graceful bubbles that floated off into the sunset.
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Once there was a girl named Tulip. She was the daintiest weightlifter in the village. Many young carpenters were dying to be married to her. She was, unfortunately, indifferent and oblivious to their cheesy declarations of love.
One morning, a little mouse came into Tulip's gym. "Ooooh!!" she screamed, jumping onto her treadmill. Suddenly, the door burst open. It slammed shut when she screamed again. Tulip ran straight to the door and peeked outside. There stood Dong, looking very embarrassed.
"Hello," Tulip said, as she stepped outside slowly. Dong was mesmerised by her arm muscles and pretty eyes. "Good m-moring, m-miss T-T-Tulip. I-I came because I heard t-that scream coming for your um, er, lovely, um, l-lips. Er, are you all right?" asked Dong.
"Um, I, yeah I'm okay." Tulip replied, blushing. Dong smiled and nodded. He felt nice and warm on the inside. Tulip was so enamoured by Dong. She blushed and turned to walk away.
"Wait!" Dong said, catching her polyester sleeve. "Dong, I really have to go now." Tulip said and quickly ran away as Dong let go of her sleeve. His heart sank.
That night, Dong could not sleep. All he could do was think about Tulip and her lovely, dainty muscles. Tulip dreamt about Dong that night. She dreamt that she was falling, and she was afraid, but Dong caught her in his skinny-but-cute arms.
When she woke up the next morning, she felt confused. She had never had a crush on anybody before. She felt a big, jumbled mix of emotions; she felt so weird. "I have to see him again," she said to herself.
She got ready and went downstairs to have some breakfast. A health shake, 6 eggs and a little bit of toast soon energised her.
Weightlifting time! She held a 30 pound dumbell with her left hand and flexed while painting her toenails Coral Pink with her right hand.
While she flexed her right, she brushed her hair. Next she did 250 sit-ups while singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in four different keys. After that, she jogged on the treadmill for 20 minutes, all without sweating!! Because after all, sweating wasn't ladylike.
Tulip then hopped into a bubbled bath, even though she wasn't a bit stinky or sweaty. Mmmmm, she smelled so good that she began to dream of Dong again, with his gorgeous smelling pretty boy cologne. She decided to look for him after her bath.
Meanwhile, DOng was in his bathtub, soaking in lavender oils he decided to meet Tulip after his bath. He remembered Tulip's pretty blushing face and sighed happily.
Tulip and Dong met later at the park. Dong was wearing skinny jeans and stripy, tight, hot-pink muscle tee. Tulip was wearing a pair of sweat pants and a tank top.
Dong thought Tulip looked so hot. His heart was pounding, his mouth was drooling. Tulip fell in love when she saw Dong in his hot pink tee. He was such a pretty, pretty boy.
Dong and Tulip talked for a while and later went to the cafe for a nice, healthy lunch. Suddenly, a large group of screaming fangirls appeared and pulled on Dong's shirt until it tore.
When Tulip came running to Dong, the squealing girls all tried to push her away.
"He's mine!"
"Stay away!"
"Marry me Dong!"
The fangirls screamed crazily. "Stop it!" Dong yelled. He tried to grab Tulip's outstretched hand but there were too many girls trying to kiss him. Dong managed to grab Tulip's arm before one of the girls tried to trip her, but even then the fangirls were able to tear the two lovers apart.
The next day, Dong ran up to Tulip's room to apologise about the day before. He looked through a window and saw Tulip doing push-ups on the tables. Tulip saw him looking and hopped off the table. Tulip was blushing prettily when she opened to the door for Dong, who was grinning in admiration.
Dong grabbed Tulip's hand and they both ran to get Dong's boat. They were running away together because they wanted to be together without people wanting them apart.
While they were running to the lake where Dong's boat was, the gardener, Vladimir, shouted, "Tulip! You look so beautiful today!"
"You look absolutely gorgeous today Tulip!" A random passerby named M&M cried out, blushing because he was embarrassed to be in the presence of such a pretty and muscular female.
Tulip and Dong grinned at one another and kept on running. "We're gonna make it!" Dong sang, busting out a b-boy move. He tripped on a stone and fell.
"Uh oh! People are catching up with us!" Tulip screamed, picking Dong up and carrying him on her shoulders like a sack of potatoes.
When they reached the boat, they hurried to get oars. Tulip and Dong then rowed for their love lives. They rowed and rowed till evening; somehow the lake seemed so big. Soon they came to a big cave that was brightly lit with open flames.
They got off the boat and walked into the cave when Bubbles appeared, waving and trying to get Dong's attention. She was literally Dong's number one fan and she wanted to marry him.
She had been planning to kill Tulip ever since the incident at the café, but Dong and Tulip hadn't noticed her, they were too busy staring into each other's eyes and smiling the smile that only lovers can hold in their blushing faces.
Bubbles saw Tulip walking into the cave. "Perfect! Now is my chance to have what I want!" Bubbles whispered loudly. She didn't see Dong going into the cavewhen she dropped in a few cans of hairspray. "Die, woman, DIE!" she shrieked, pumping her fists.
Bubbles jumped down from the top of the cave and watched as Tulip screamed and tried to get out of the fire. Suddenly, Bubbles noticed the tip of Dong's latest hairstyle. He was in the burning cave with Tulip!
"Oh, my husband!" Bubbles screamed, running towards the mouth of the cave. Her bright sparkly orange stilettos got stuck in the cracks in the ground and she fell on her face.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed, as the cave exploded into a trillion billion million tiny little pieces. Bubbles got up and searched the burning rubble for something; anything, but there was nothing. Not even a spare eyeball or dyed hair.
Bubbles sighed sadly and flopped onto the ground. Tears poured from her eyes and turned into dew on the ground. As Bubbles breathed her last, the dew slowly turned into graceful bubbles that floated off into the sunset.
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