Once upon a time, there lived a professional ice-skater named Mint. She was extremely pretty and talented, and she had many fans; mostly guys. They were all very crazy about her, but none were as infatuated as the three enemies Otto, Pita and Pedro.
These three knew each other since kindergarten. In primary school, they had all gone to see Mint perform in Sunway Pyramid. All three of them had fallen in love instantly. Back then, they were only 12; now they were all old enough to do whatever they wanted, and that was exactly what they did.
They bought tickets to see Mint perform. They were extremely excited, because there was to be an autograph/meet and gree session afterwards and they were planning to get theier Mint merchandise signed.
Pedro was first. As Mint signed his Mint pillow, she looked up and smiled at him. Pedro immediately fainted and all the other excited fans queueing up behind him rushed to Mint. Pita was first in line.
"How do you do?" he asked gallantly. "Fine, thank you," Mint said, signing his designer boxers with embroidered ice-skates in mint-green. He also asked her to sign his box of mints and his arm. He was taking too long. The security guard body-slammed him to the ground and the line of obsessed fans reshuffled.
Otto was next in line. He was the slowest and the most annoying of the three. He wanted to get almost all his possessions signed by Mint. He had brought a whole suitcase of things!
Mint's other fans couldn't take it any more, especially Tassels, he was fuming! He wrestled Otto to the ground and kicked his limp, skinny body away to the side. He then faced Mint and pulled out a ring as all the other fans gasped.
Mint smiled. "I knew it," she thought. After all, Tassels was her boyfriend, and she had been waiting for years. "Yes!" she exclaimed.
"What. I just want you to sign it," Tassels mumbled. Mint was feeling horribly embarrassed. She felt so hurt that it was not going to be for her. Her embarrassment quickly turned into anger and extreme jealousy.
Tassels just stared at her blankly while she stood there with her prized pair of skates in her hand. Tassels said, "Aren't you going to sign it for me?!"
Mint couldn't control her feelings any longer. She threw her pair of skates at him with all her strength. Tassels fell back, blood and water streaming from his head. Soon, he was dead.
"Next!!" Mint shouted. The line reshuffled.
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