The weightlifter and the b-boy

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Once there was a girl named Tulip. She was the daintiest weightlifter in the village. Many young carpenters were dying to be married to her. She was, unfortunately, indifferent and oblivious to their cheesy declarations of love.

One morning, a little mouse came into Tulip's gym. "Ooooh!!" she screamed, jumping onto her treadmill. Suddenly, the door burst open. It slammed shut when she screamed again. Tulip ran straight to the door and peeked outside. There stood Dong, looking very embarrassed.

"Hello," Tulip said, as she stepped outside slowly. Dong was mesmerised by her arm muscles and pretty eyes. "Good m-moring, m-miss T-T-Tulip. I-I came because I heard t-that scream coming for your um, er, lovely, um, l-lips. Er, are you all right?" asked Dong.

"Um, I, yeah I'm okay." Tulip replied, blushing. Dong smiled and nodded. He felt nice and warm on the inside. Tulip was so enamoured by Dong. She blushed and turned to walk away.

"Wait!" Dong said, catching her polyester sleeve. "Dong, I really have to go now." Tulip said and quickly ran away as Dong let go of her sleeve. His heart sank.

That night, Dong could not sleep. All he could do was think about Tulip and her lovely, dainty muscles. Tulip dreamt about Dong that night. She dreamt that she was falling, and she was afraid, but Dong caught her in his skinny-but-cute arms.

When she woke up the next morning, she felt confused. She had never had a crush on anybody before. She felt a big, jumbled mix of emotions; she felt so weird. "I have to see him again," she said to herself.

She got ready and went downstairs to have some breakfast. A health shake, 6 eggs and a little bit of toast soon energised her.

Weightlifting time! She held a 30 pound dumbell with her left hand and flexed while painting her toenails Coral Pink with her right hand.

While she flexed her right, she brushed her hair. Next she did 250 sit-ups while singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in four different keys. After that, she jogged on the treadmill for 20 minutes, all without sweating!! Because after all, sweating wasn't ladylike.

Tulip then hopped into a bubbled bath, even though she wasn't a bit stinky or sweaty. Mmmmm, she smelled so good that she began to dream of Dong again, with his gorgeous smelling pretty boy cologne. She decided to look for him after her bath.

Meanwhile, DOng was in his bathtub, soaking in lavender oils he decided to meet Tulip after his bath. He remembered Tulip's pretty blushing face and sighed happily.

Tulip and Dong met later at the park. Dong was wearing skinny jeans and stripy, tight, hot-pink muscle tee. Tulip was wearing a pair of sweat pants and a tank top.

Dong thought Tulip looked so hot. His heart was pounding, his mouth was drooling. Tulip fell in love when she saw Dong in his hot pink tee. He was such a pretty, pretty boy.

Dong and Tulip talked for a while and later went to the cafe for a nice, healthy lunch. Suddenly, a large group of screaming fangirls appeared and pulled on Dong's shirt until it tore.

When Tulip came running to Dong, the squealing girls all tried to push her away.

"He's mine!"
"Stay away!"
"Marry me Dong!"

The fangirls screamed crazily. "Stop it!" Dong yelled. He tried to grab Tulip's outstretched hand but there were too many girls trying to kiss him. Dong managed to grab Tulip's arm before one of the girls tried to trip her, but even then the fangirls were able to tear the two lovers apart.

The next day, Dong ran up to Tulip's room to apologise about the day before. He looked through a window and saw Tulip doing push-ups on the tables. Tulip saw him looking and hopped off the table. Tulip was blushing prettily when she opened to the door for Dong, who was grinning in admiration.

Dong grabbed Tulip's hand and they both ran to get Dong's boat. They were running away together because they wanted to be together without people wanting them apart.

While they were running to the lake where Dong's boat was, the gardener, Vladimir, shouted, "Tulip! You look so beautiful today!"

"You look absolutely gorgeous today Tulip!" A random passerby named M&M cried out, blushing because he was embarrassed to be in the presence of such a pretty and muscular female.

Tulip and Dong grinned at one another and kept on running. "We're gonna make it!" Dong sang, busting out a b-boy move. He tripped on a stone and fell.

"Uh oh! People are catching up with us!" Tulip screamed, picking Dong up and carrying him on her shoulders like a sack of potatoes.

When they reached the boat, they hurried to get oars. Tulip and Dong then rowed for their love lives. They rowed and rowed till evening; somehow the lake seemed so big. Soon they came to a big cave that was brightly lit with open flames.

They got off the boat and walked into the cave when Bubbles appeared, waving and trying to get Dong's attention. She was literally Dong's number one fan and she wanted to marry him.

She had been planning to kill Tulip ever since the incident at the café, but Dong and Tulip hadn't noticed her, they were too busy staring into each other's eyes and smiling the smile that only lovers can hold in their blushing faces.

Bubbles saw Tulip walking into the cave. "Perfect! Now is my chance to have what I want!" Bubbles whispered loudly. She didn't see Dong going into the cavewhen she dropped in a few cans of hairspray. "Die, woman, DIE!" she shrieked, pumping her fists.

Bubbles jumped down from the top of the cave and watched as Tulip screamed and tried to get out of the fire. Suddenly, Bubbles noticed the tip of Dong's latest hairstyle. He was in the burning cave with Tulip!

"Oh, my husband!" Bubbles screamed, running towards the mouth of the cave. Her bright sparkly orange stilettos got stuck in the cracks in the ground and she fell on her face.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she screamed, as the cave exploded into a trillion billion million tiny little pieces. Bubbles got up and searched the burning rubble for something; anything, but there was nothing. Not even a spare eyeball or dyed hair.

Bubbles sighed sadly and flopped onto the ground. Tears poured from her eyes and turned into dew on the ground. As Bubbles breathed her last, the dew slowly turned into graceful bubbles that floated off into the sunset.